sekarang gw cuma mo cerita siklus kuliah idup gw yg baru. akhir2 ini kesibukan gw bertambah banyak. kontradiksi dg kuliah gw yg semakin awut-awutan, gw sekarang nyoba buat nekunin Kerja Praktek(KP) gw. awalnya gw daptar di Siemens, trus di General Electric juga. tapi balasan surat lamaran gw ga kunjung datang. padahal uda gw sertakan seperangkat alat sholat sama emas sekian gram. malah gw kasi bonus poto gw plus tanda tangan dg ucapan, "for Ujang, HRD Siemens". tapi masi kaga tembus. siapa yg salah?
karena gw males ngirim2 surat cinta lagi, gw nebeng temen2 yg mao KP ke RS anu. menurut gw KP di rumah sakit tu tampak lumayan asik. cewe2 manis pasti pada berserakan. banyak suster2 imut pada ngesot, dokter2 muda yg lagi nyari calon suami, pasien2 yg lagi patah hati dan butuh temen curhat, dan laen laen. berbekal harapan melambung itulah, gw menggebu2 pengen survey ke RS anu tersebut. sayang, malah mimpi gw melambung gara2 ditendang gigi depan suster resepsionis yg gw temuin di TKP. giginya itu lo.
giginya. itu. loh.
tiap dia ngomong, gw berusaha menahan gejolak dalam diri gw untuk gak niup peluit dan dengan brutal langsung ngangkat bendera, "PRIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDA OFFSIDE SUSTER...!!".
SADESS.
gw pulang dg shock yg teramat sangat.
akhirnya di sinilah gw terdampar. di LIPI Bandung. gedung PPET. lante 2. ngasi laporan perkembangan simulasi proyek Wireless ECG gw.
jujur, gw tertarik sama topik ini. bagi yg ga tau wireless, wireless tu ga pake kabel, artinya ecege yg kaga pake kabel. klo masi kaga ngerti juga, lo sunat 2 kali ampe 'barang' lo abis, nah lo sekarang tu jadi manusia wireless. ngerti ora son??
trus yg kaga tau apa itu ecege, cari di wiki. dasar pemales lo.
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yg bikin gw tertarik tuh topik ini adalah topik presentasi gw dulu pas kuliah anatomi dan fisiologi, sementara gw dihina dina lorenza depan kelas sama ibu dosen luar biasa gw. padahal cuman gara2 gw presentasi dg slide yg simpel, yg sekali keluar cuma 1 frase.
bukannya gw males (ok, itu salah satu alesan gw juga), gw cuman ngikutin teori tante Terri Sjodin untuk ngebuat presentasi yg unik dan memorable. dg ngasi slide yg transisi 1 frasenya secara simultan, kan gw jadi mancing audiens buat excited dan kaga bosen.
Ini contoh slide gwtapi apa kata dosen gw? "kamu ini kok buat slidenya ga niat amat?"
gw berbusa.
.........
dg motivasi inilah, gw pengen ngebuktiin ke dosen gw itu klo gw niat. hiah! makan itu bu!
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gw di sini bareng temen gw, rian. tugas kami di sini adalah sebage tukang simulasi. jadi sebelom masuk ke perancangan device, lo kudu simulasiin dulu rangkaian lo untuk meriksa metode lo, validasi model, eksplorasi peluang error, biar lebih paham konsep, dkk. intinya, lo latian dulu sebelom terjun ke arena yg sebenernya. jadilah selama 2 bulan ini gw ngelongo depan laptop gw, utak atik rangkaian tiap ari, ambil sampling sinyal buat verifikasi filter, nyusun script untuk generate sinyal jantung secara real time, dan maen solitaire.
yg bikin gw agak napas si, dosen pembimbing gw orgnya santai, orang pas pertama ngobrolin jadwal KP,
"jadi jadwal KP kami gimana pak?"
"oh, terserah kalian, klo mau masuk ya masuk, klo ga juga gapapa.."
gw mao lompat, rian mangap.
"lagian tugas kalian kan simulasi, bisa dikerjain di rumah kan??"
"......."
si bapak nyengir.
karena gw ini termasuk makhluk liar, yg klo kagak diiket bisa kencing sembarangan, rian pun berinisiatip untuk memberikan jadwal sendiri buat kami. bahkan dia ngebuat timeline. targetnya adalah sampe ngebikin prototipe. gw mesem. target gw ngencingin tiang listrik gagal.
oh rian, kenapa kau harus dilahirkan??
eniwei, selaen KP. gw juga berbisnis. gw bisnis konveksi. alias nerima pesenan kaos, jaket, training, dsb. lo bisa ngasi desain ato minta didesainin. kita home production, dengan titel, cumi-cumi promomedia. motto kami, empat kali empat enam belas, cuman liat liat harus ditumpas. heh, makanya beli dong mas!
trakhir, gw lusa ada ujian bahasa prancis. mampus.
haaaaahhhhhhh...akhirnya gw ngegoBLOG lagi..
À plus tard,
Halu
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Dah lama gak ngeblog ya? hehehe..
jurusan gw gak ada KP niyh.. alhasil selama liburan ini gw nyoba magang.. cuman anehnya gak banyak yang bisa gw kerjain selama masuk kantor.. paling cuman ngeliatin kk sepupu gw (yang juga kerja di tempat gw magang) ngerjain kerjaannya.. gw jadi suka ngantuk2 sendiri.. huhu..
yup, temen gw juga kebanyakan gitu..tapi mang klo magang biasanya ga dikasi proyek ato cuma pelatihan biasa aja..
heheh..nikmati waktu luang lo deh, u'll miss it when u get busy..
nih cerita yang bikin gara2 gw bisa ngakak lagi....Istilahnya abis ujan terbit liur..eh terbit matahari...Terutama the suster part wakakaakakakk......Dasar gelo!
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